11 July 2009

First!

The registration for Dark Odyssey Summer Camp opened at 10 pm last night, and we registered at 11:15 pm. If we're not first we're damn close to it!

06 May 2009

Don't Feed The Monkeys

To see the zoo's monkeys
You must stand in line,
But if you feed monkey's you must pay a fine!

A city government in Osaka Prefecture is expected to ban tourists from feeding Japanese macaques in a bid to dampen the ardor of the well-nourished and consequently fecund monkeys and slow down the excessive increase in their ranks.

The Minoo municipal government also is expected to enact an ordinance to impose fines of up to 10,000 yen on people who feed the monkeys living around the Minoo-Otaki waterfall.

26 April 2009

No, Really---She Did Not Fuck Her Dog

I just finished Dori Stores: The Complete Dori Seda, and I think kinksters should take a look.

Dori Seda was a major talent in the underground comix scene of the late 80s. She started out working for Last Gasp but soon R. Crumb was featuring her work in Weirdo and other magazines.

Almost all of Dori's work revolved around three topics: herself, her dog, and sex. Let's examine each in turn.

Her ongoing comic book memoirs laid the groundwork for the autobiographical comix trend of the late 90s. Dori made herself the star of all her strips, with her real friends and lovers as the supporting cast. She showed herself warts and all---a skinny, gap-toothed bohemian with a love of brewskis and a habit of getting all dolled up to walk around in bad neighborhoods. She told tales of bathing her dog and going to her first swing party.

She had a 100-pound doberman named Tona who frequently appeared in her stories. Tona was prone to eczema and hiding laundry in the litter box but he was also the most stable loving relationship in Dori's life. Dori always insisted that she did NOT fuck her dog, but everyone thought she protested a little too much.

Dori Seda's strips often centered on sex and/or her lack thereof. Her only solo comic book was Lonely Nights: Stories for When the Couple Next Door is Fucking Too Loud and it features tales of swing parties, transvestites, and orgies with and without Tona (but she didn't fuck her dog, honest). It's a testament to the joy and weirdness of sex in the 80s, when AIDS was just beginning to rear its ugly head.

Dori died in 1988 of...well, a lot of things. She had fibrosis plus she smoked like a chimney. She drank too much. She was in a car wreck that broke her pelvis. In the end she caught the flu and her body just couldn't fight it off. She went down hard and fast, and she died before most of her friends even knew she was sick.

R.L Crabb put it best: "She was good at math and her leg's weren't too bad either."

Indeed.

Please go pick up a copy of Dori Stories. It's a great window into the life of a Reagan-era sexual revolutionary.

04 March 2009

It Came from the Sixties!

Did you know that pornography causes illness, misery, and crop circles? According to this film it's all true!

Perversion for Profit is a 1965 propaganda film financed by Charles Keating and narrated by George Putnam. A vehement diatribe against pornography, the film attempts to link explicit portrayals of human sexuality to a Communist conspiracy and the subversion of American civilization.


Two decades before Ed Meese and the Reagan crusade against sex, Perversion for Profit warned Americans of the trouble represented by the presence of porno in their community.

With a capital "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for porn!


Thanks to Crooks and Liars.

22 February 2009

Monkey "Incidents"

Some are scary,
Some are intense,
There's been a big rise in these incidents!

October 2006 in Ohio: A man was bitten by a pet macaque monkey he received that day from an Idaho woman who had advertised the animal for sale on the Internet.

10 February 2009

What I Did Last Summer

I got fucked by Wendy Blackheart and she seemed to like it.

03 February 2009

What I Did Last Weekend

I fucked Selina Fire and she seemed to like it.